Personal Hygiene
Today boys and girls, I’d like to discuss the very important matter of personal hygiene.
In my class today, I noticed something very smelly. Stinky even. Just a really horrible odour. Now, I’m not sure EXACTLY where this smell came from, but I can definitely tell you it was body odour (or odour coming from the inside of a body, if you know what I mean).
Whatever it was, it was terrible. I had to pull the sleeve of my sweater over my nose so because it was that bad. And if you knew my classmates, you would know that personal hygiene is not at the top of their list of priorities. Some are even proud that yes, they have, in fact, gone for a week without showering. And even better, their girlfriend doesn’t know yet. But others are just oblivious to the whole world, and its quite possible they don’t know what a shower is. Or maybe just soap. So I thought I would inform everyone of the importance of keeping clean.
Most importantly, you should keep clean so that you don’t disturb anyone, or everyone, around you. This involves daily showering, doing you laundry regularly, only wearing clean clothes, brushing your teeth and keeping your shoes on your feet.
I have a classmate whose feet smell so bad when he takes his shoes off that people will avoid sitting within several meters of him.
Unfortunately this guy seems to be in love with me and insists on sitting right behind me regardless of how many seats there are available anywhere else in the classroom.
I have dedicated this post to him. May he learn the meaning of cleanliness.
November 15, 2007 at 9:01 am
Bahaha! You should print this and bring it to class
November 15, 2007 at 9:36 am
People with bad hygiene annoy me. Why can’t they just take a bath?