Marc Anthony

Dear Marc Anthony,

I’m totally in love with you.  The way you smell, your beautiful colour, the way you make me feel, and most importantly, the way you clean my hair.  Strictly curls.  You hydrate and protect, you eliminate frizziness, and you really do smell like a tropic paradise.  It just makes me want to have a pina colada and lie on the beach.  Covered in sunscreen of course.  You make my hair perfect and radiant.  And I also really appreciate that you switched from using those terrible old bottles. 

Sincerely,
Your biggest fan,
The Good Samaritan